1 00:00:55,708 --> 00:00:56,875 Wake up. 2 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:02,375 Good morning! 3 00:01:08,708 --> 00:01:09,875 That's a good leg. 4 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:12,750 ‐ Okay, fine. 5 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:14,458 But we have to be fast. 6 00:01:16,958 --> 00:01:18,458 Are you close? 7 00:01:18,458 --> 00:01:20,000 I really can't start sweating, baby. 8 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,750 ‐ Yeah, I'm working on it, darling. 9 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,166 ‐ Okay. 10 00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:26,875 ‐ Okay, I'm sorry. I have to get ready. 11 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:28,375 I'm so sorry. 12 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:30,958 It's so bright in here, too. It's just‐‐ 13 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,166 And then your sweat. 14 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:35,000 I'm sorry. You can watch me, though. 15 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,208 Watch me! 16 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:38,291 ‐ Yeah, okay, that's romantic. 17 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,833 ‐ What the hell? 18 00:01:45,708 --> 00:01:47,666 Oh my God. Shit! 19 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:50,250 Shit! Shit! 20 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:52,125 Oh my God. Shit! 21 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:54,875 My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case. 22 00:01:54,875 --> 00:01:56,041 Shit! 23 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:59,166 Oh my God. Shit! Shit! 24 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:03,166 No offense, Ny‐Ny, but I really have never had an issue with a guy 25 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,166 coming before, you know. 26 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,708 Never. Not in my life. Usually, it's the opposite problem. 27 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:11,125 And don't say it's like the age thing. Because I've had older boyfriends. 28 00:02:11,125 --> 00:02:13,541 ‐ It's the age thing. ‐ Not the age thing. 29 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,291 It's not you, it's me. 30 00:02:17,291 --> 00:02:19,166 ‐ Yeah, no shit. 31 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:21,583 ‐ I meant it's you, it's not me. 32 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:24,916 ‐ You're so funny, Nyles. Oh my God, you're hilarious. 33 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:26,375 ‐ Hey, Misty. 34 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:27,708 ‐ What? 35 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:29,833 ‐ Will you kill me? ‐ Nyles! 36 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:34,250 Look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable, 37 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:38,083 but please, I'm begging you do not bring our drama here, okay. 38 00:02:38,083 --> 00:02:40,458 Because this is truly a sacred day, 39 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:41,916 and it doesn't belong to us. 40 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:44,083 This day belongs to Tala, and it belongs to Abe. 41 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,833 You gonna be happy? 42 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:49,833 Are you gonna be smiley? 43 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:52,166 That's a weird smile. 44 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:08,125 Whoo! 45 00:03:09,541 --> 00:03:10,958 Ha ha. 46 00:03:13,291 --> 00:03:14,458 Shukran. 47 00:03:14,458 --> 00:03:16,291 Good day so far? 48 00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:19,750 ‐ Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 49 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,833 You? ‐ Today is young. 50 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:23,458 Ask me again at the end. 51 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,666 Anything can happen. 52 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,000 ‐ Not today, sauce pot. 53 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,583 That's a nice try, though. 54 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:50,000 ‐ How gorgeous are these two? 55 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,875 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, you guys? 56 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,750 But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 57 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:57,666 we're all part of this gorgeous tapestry‐‐ 58 00:03:57,666 --> 00:03:59,541 ‐ No, come on, throw me a bone. 59 00:03:59,541 --> 00:04:00,958 This isn't the day for moderation. 60 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:02,625 ‐ It's not good wine. 61 00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:03,625 ‐ I don't care. 62 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:08,083 ‐ Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage: 63 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:09,500 love and commitment. 64 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:13,041 Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone, 65 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:16,666 and we all know these two li'l freaks are fine in that department, right? 66 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:19,333 And commitment is the state 67 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:22,291 or quality of being dedicated to a cause, 68 00:04:22,291 --> 00:04:24,333 activity, et cetera. 69 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:29,833 ‐ Oh, she's done. 70 00:04:30,666 --> 00:04:31,958 Whoo! 71 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:33,416 Thank you. 72 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:35,875 I love you guys. Um, so without further ado, 73 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,250 I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister 74 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:39,500 of the bride, Sarah. 75 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:43,500 ‐ Get on up there, peanut. 76 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,291 ‐ No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech. 77 00:04:46,291 --> 00:04:48,500 ‐ Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor. 78 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:50,083 It's‐‐ it's your main job. 79 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,041 ‐ She's been drinking, Howard. 80 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,083 ‐ Sarah. 81 00:04:58,208 --> 00:05:01,166 ‐ Bonsoir, mi família 82 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:02,583 et amici! 83 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:04,541 ‐ Who is that? Nyles, what are you doing? 84 00:05:04,541 --> 00:05:07,125 ‐ Going in for the save, babe. I'd like to share my thoughts on love. 85 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:08,625 ‐ What are you talking about? No, no, no, no. 86 00:05:08,625 --> 00:05:10,333 No, no, no, no, no. ‐ Yes, yes, yes, yes. 87 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,583 ‐ Who's this guy? ‐ Misty's boyfriend. 88 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:13,708 Why is he dressed for a luau? 89 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:15,541 Oh my God, Nyles. 90 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:18,583 We are born 91 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,875 lost. 92 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:23,708 Then... we're found, 93 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:26,333 but we're all just lost, am I right? 94 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:27,625 ‐ Oh my God. 95 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:30,333 ‐ However, in the darkness 96 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,375 comes light. 97 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:36,625 Tala Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen, 98 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:38,958 who do not look like siblings. ‐ 99 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:41,916 You see, their optimism, their selflessness, 100 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:43,333 it's in their blood. 101 00:05:44,041 --> 00:05:45,083 And Tala, 102 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,875 there's something that a lot of people here don't know about you, 103 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:48,958 but they should. 104 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:50,291 I hope you don't mind. 105 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:56,208 It's not just time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes, 106 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:58,916 she has also donated of herself. 107 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:00,333 Bone marrow. 108 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:01,791 That's right. 109 00:06:01,791 --> 00:06:03,041 ‐ How did he know that? ‐ I don't know. 110 00:06:03,041 --> 00:06:04,333 ‐ She gave hers 111 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:06,458 to her baby brother Nico, 112 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:07,708 saving his life. 113 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:12,583 But now it's time for us to give to you. 114 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,750 Here you are 115 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:20,541 standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here. 116 00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:24,208 And it may be frightening and filled with doubt. 117 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:26,166 But always remember: 118 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,083 you are not alone. 119 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:32,583 Everyone here is your family. 120 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:34,291 We are your world. 121 00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:37,125 And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes 122 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:39,250 as you achieve your wildest dreams. 123 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:41,166 So raise a glass. 124 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,625 We may be born lost, 125 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:50,666 but now 126 00:06:51,791 --> 00:06:53,291 you are found. 127 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:56,083 Cheers. 128 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,333 Cheers. 129 00:06:59,791 --> 00:07:02,166 ‐ Wait, what? ‐ Let's dance. 130 00:07:18,791 --> 00:07:20,958 ‐ I already told you no earlier, Randy. 131 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:23,166 What, what makes you think that I changed my mind? 132 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:25,208 ‐ I don't know, you've had more to drink? 133 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:28,250 ‐ You can't say that to me, man. ‐ Whatever, I don't need a lecture. 134 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:31,791 ‐ What are you smelling? 135 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,416 ‐ Orchid Explosion by Fournier. 136 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:37,416 Right? 137 00:08:37,916 --> 00:08:38,916 ‐ Yeah. 138 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:40,541 That's very weird. 139 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:41,958 ‐ Well, I know my hair mists. 140 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:44,041 I dated a girl who used to bathe in it. 141 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:45,583 ‐ Well, I, I don't like it. 142 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,625 Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year 143 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:49,875 and if I didn't wear it, she'd, she'd murder me. 144 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:50,875 ‐ That makes sense. 145 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:53,458 ‐ Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar. 146 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:54,958 ‐ Thank you! 147 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,291 I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip. 148 00:08:58,291 --> 00:08:59,666 ‐ Or you might just be an alcoholic? 149 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:01,166 ‐ Hmm. Could be. 150 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,750 ‐ Thank you. ‐ Mm‐hmm. 151 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:05,833 ‐ Cheers. ‐ Cheers. 152 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:09,833 ‐ You're Misty's boyfriend? 153 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:11,875 I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. 154 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:13,541 ‐ I'm Sarah. ‐ Nyles. 155 00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:14,750 ‐ Hi. ‐ Hi. 156 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,916 So what's your deal, you don't dance? 157 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:21,125 ‐ Plantar fasciitis, actually. ‐ Ah, respect. 158 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:25,458 ‐ Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life 159 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:26,708 than you can imagine‐‐ 160 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:29,083 ‐ You might be surprised. ‐ And I have to say 161 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:33,208 that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard. 162 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:35,375 Shukran. 163 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,125 ‐ Wow! 164 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:39,250 Thank you. 165 00:09:39,791 --> 00:09:41,083 That feels good. 166 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,083 ‐ Yeah, I bet. 167 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,750 But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said? 168 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,125 ‐ Not a word of it. 169 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:48,375 We're all fucking alone. 170 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,958 Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe 171 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:57,875 go someplace where we could be alone, do you? 172 00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:58,875 ‐ Wow! 173 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,791 That is very forward of you. 174 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:04,083 What's your rush? 175 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,083 ‐ Well, it's just, you know, 176 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:09,625 your dad and mom are about to‐‐ ‐ Step‐mom. My mom's dead. 177 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:10,750 ‐ Oh. 178 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:11,875 Yeah, well, um, 179 00:10:12,541 --> 00:10:14,041 they're about to sing a song and I, 180 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:16,375 I just can't handle that right now. 181 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:20,166 ‐ And, uh, 182 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:22,875 what would Misty think about us running off together? 183 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,166 ‐ I have a feeling she'd be okay with it. 184 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,041 ‐ Oh my God, we're so bad. Mm‐hmm. 185 00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:28,208 ‐ We're so bad. ‐ Mmm. 186 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,333 ‐ Oh my God! 187 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:31,958 I can't say I ever liked her. 188 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:36,166 ‐ Yeah, she has her moments, but... this one hurts. 189 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,625 ‐ Why don't you go in there and stop them? 190 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:40,708 ‐ Ooh, trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together. 191 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,083 Say something in Australian to me. 192 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:45,833 ‐ Well, 193 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,416 if it makes you feel any better, 194 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,791 my whole family is embarrassed by me. 195 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:54,458 They all see me as a, 196 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:56,750 as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much. 197 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:58,416 ‐ Why would they think that? 198 00:10:58,416 --> 00:10:59,541 ‐ Because I fuck around and drink too much. 199 00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:00,541 ‐ Mmm. 200 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:02,666 ‐ Which they tell me, all the time. 201 00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:04,833 And then they, uh, 202 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,083 try to take care of me, 203 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,125 and it is absolutely suffocating. 204 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:11,708 ‐ Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help. 205 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:13,875 ‐ Exactly, I can fend for myself. 206 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:16,000 ‐ Of course you can. You don't need a leg up‐‐ 207 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,916 Hold my legs up. 208 00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:19,791 ‐ That was weird. 209 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,000 ‐ This is so fucked up. 210 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,416 ‐ So fucked up. 211 00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:26,125 ‐ But it's kind of hot, though. 212 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:27,958 ‐ Don't you kiss me. 213 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,500 ‐ Don't you tell me what to do. 214 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:37,458 Hold on. 215 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,333 Come here. 216 00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:43,750 I‐‐ I give up. I‐‐ 217 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,041 Will you just please take off your clothes. 218 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,625 ‐ Yeah, you got it. 219 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:49,666 Yeah. 220 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,583 ‐ Ha ha, nice. ‐ Yep. 221 00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:01,750 Ha! ‐ Yeah, yeah. 222 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,291 You wear underwear under your bathing suit? 223 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,083 ‐ Yeah, doesn't everybody? 224 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,958 ‐ Oww! Fuck! 225 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,125 ‐ What the fuck is happening? 226 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:16,083 ‐ I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit! 227 00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:19,875 Ahhh! ‐ Oh my God. 228 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,458 What the fuck! 229 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,458 What the fuck is happening! 230 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:24,875 Oh my God! 231 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,958 Holy fucking shit! 232 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:29,500 What! 233 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,041 The fuck! 234 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,000 ‐ You're a sick fuck, Roy! 235 00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,375 ‐ Keep running, shit bird. 236 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:09,291 I will always find you. 237 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:39,750 Nyles? 238 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:44,125 ‐ No, stop, don't come in here. 239 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,416 ‐ Are you okay? 240 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:46,625 ‐ Don't come in here! 241 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,041 Wake up. 242 00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,791 Good morning. 243 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:01,875 ‐ That's a good leg. 244 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,416 ‐ Okay, fine. 245 00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:06,500 But we have to be fast. 246 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:23,000 ‐ Shukran. Good day so far? 247 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,833 ‐ Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 248 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,583 You? ‐ Today is young. 249 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,208 Ask me again at the end. 250 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,416 Anything can happen. 251 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:33,458 You! 252 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,750 ‐ What the fuck did you do to me? 253 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,375 Shit. ‐ What the fuck did you do to me? 254 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:42,833 Hey, come here. Get out of the water. 255 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,166 Get out of the water. 256 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,416 Get out of the water. 257 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:59,250 Tell me what the fuck is going on! 258 00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:02,625 You're a sick fuck, Roy. 259 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:13,541 Nyles? 260 00:15:13,916 --> 00:15:17,041 Nyles. ‐ No, stop, don't come in here! 261 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,291 ‐ Are you okay? Don't come in here. 262 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:23,708 Hello? 263 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:34,916 What the fuck. 264 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,166 November ninth? 265 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,625 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 266 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,375 ‐ What the fuck. 267 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,541 Oh, there you are. 268 00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:09,458 Tala, I found Sarah. 269 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,416 We were looking for you all morning, honey. 270 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,416 ‐ Okay. ‐ Come on. 271 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,125 Are you all right? 272 00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:20,458 ‐ Yeah. 273 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,541 ‐ Sarah, peanut. 274 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,916 You must've gotten up early, I checked your room at six. 275 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:28,958 ‐ Yeah, I... 276 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,458 went on a hike. 277 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,416 ‐ Well, you look exhausted. 278 00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:34,875 Stay hydrated. 279 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:38,125 ‐ Dad, is this, this is, uh, this is really happening, 280 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:39,416 right? 281 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,041 ‐ I don't understand your question. 282 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:45,500 ‐ This, this day already happened. 283 00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,375 ‐ What are you saying? 284 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,875 ‐ It felt real. 285 00:16:51,916 --> 00:16:55,583 It‐‐ it felt so... real. 286 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,083 Are you on drugs again? 287 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,041 What the fuck 288 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,125 did you do to me? 289 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,916 Hey! Come here! 290 00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:08,666 I'm not gonna hurt you. Just get out of the water. 291 00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:10,458 Come here. You mother‐‐ 292 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,291 Tell me what the fuck is going on! 293 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:18,416 Sarah! 294 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,250 Oh my God, what are you doing? 295 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,458 Oh! 296 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,458 ‐ Whoops. 297 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,458 ‐ Oh my God. Oh my God. ‐ You're okay. You're okay. 298 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,750 Jerry! Give me the teeth. 299 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:31,541 The three front teeth have pretty much broken off. 300 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,750 There's one full canine and‐‐ 301 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,291 This is like a big day for everyone. 302 00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:36,833 This is a big day for me, too. 303 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:39,041 The wedding is today, in six hours. 304 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,583 ‐ Sarah! Why are you standing there like a freak? 305 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,791 Why were you in the pool? ‐ This doesn't make any sense. 306 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:46,125 This doesn't make any fucking sense! 307 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:48,750 ‐ Don't let him in! He can't see me. 308 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,125 ‐ What happened? Is she okay? 309 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,166 ‐ Get out! 310 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,875 She'll be okay. 311 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,833 I'm taking Tala into town. 312 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,916 This dentist glues teeth! 313 00:17:56,916 --> 00:17:59,041 ‐ Yay! ‐ I love you, Daddy. 314 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,208 Oh! Oh! 315 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,500 Sarah, no. 316 00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:10,000 ‐ Guess you followed me. 317 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,291 ‐ What's going on? 318 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,333 ‐ I tried to stop you. 319 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,458 ‐ But what is this? 320 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,166 When is this? 321 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,000 ‐ Yeah. About that. 322 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:27,000 So, this is today. 323 00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:29,416 Today is yesterday. 324 00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:32,375 And tomorrow is also today. 325 00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:36,250 It's one of those... infinite time loop situations 326 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,416 you might have heard about. 327 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,625 ‐ That I might have heard about. 328 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,083 ‐ Yeah. 329 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:43,583 ‐ How do I stop it? I don't want tomorrow to be today. 330 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:44,916 I want tomorrow to be tomorrow. 331 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,000 ‐ Right. That's natural. 332 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,833 Uh, unfortunately, that's never going to happen. 333 00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:53,000 Tomorrow will always and forever now be 334 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,625 today. So‐‐ 335 00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:00,875 Uh‐‐ 336 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,083 Oh, how about this. 337 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:06,750 Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine. 338 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,541 ‐ Which way is that cave? 339 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 ‐ 340 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,750 You don't wanna go there. 341 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:47,166 ‐ 342 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,375 Thank you. 343 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:55,583 Please... where is it? 344 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,458 ‐ You gotta wait. 345 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,708 ‐ Oh my God, fuck you. Just tell me. 346 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,083 Where? 347 00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:11,458 ‐ I told you. 348 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,458 You gotta wait. 349 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:15,625 ‐ What? 350 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,083 Where, where is it? 351 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:20,291 ‐ Wait for it. 352 00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:23,166 Almost. 353 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,375 I am the Antichrist. 354 00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:42,958 I'm just kidding, there is no God. 355 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,500 The earthquake happens every day. But ‐‐ 356 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:48,083 check it out. 357 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,291 Opens up the cave. 358 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,666 You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there. 359 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:57,708 Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning. 360 00:20:58,166 --> 00:20:59,666 Same thing if you stick around. 361 00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,458 The second you fall asleep, it all just 362 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,208 goes back to the start. 363 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:07,000 ‐ But will this day end if I go in there? 364 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,333 ‐ Sure. For you. 365 00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:12,916 You're wasting your time! 366 00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,250 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 367 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,583 ‐ No, no, no, no, no. 368 00:21:29,541 --> 00:21:30,541 Wake up. 369 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,750 ‐ ‐ Good morning. 370 00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,291 She didn't leave a note? 371 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:58,625 ‐ Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left. 372 00:21:58,625 --> 00:21:59,916 ‐ Don't say that. 373 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,583 ‐ Or she's scared. 374 00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:10,041 ‐ Of what? ‐ Families, 375 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,750 weddings, intimacy, 376 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,708 melanoma, nanotech, round‐the‐clock surveillance. 377 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,583 Sauce. 378 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:20,166 She'll be back. 379 00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:26,583 ‐ And how gorgeous are these two? 380 00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:29,583 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 381 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:35,083 Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 382 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:36,125 I know this is supposed to be like‐‐ 383 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,791 Yeah! 384 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:43,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're staying awake, yeah! 385 00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:18,250 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 386 00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:23,000 ‐ I'm coming, I'm coming, oh my God! 387 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,416 Sarah? ‐ Oh, excuse me. 388 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:25,708 ‐ Hi. 389 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:28,375 ‐ Wake up. ‐ Sarah, what the hell are you do‐‐ 390 00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:29,291 What are you doing? ‐ Ow! 391 00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:31,083 ‐ Get dressed. I can't be here anymore. 392 00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:34,500 ‐ Oh my God. 393 00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:37,000 Are you fucking cheating on me? 394 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,041 ‐ No. 395 00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:42,250 You're cheating on me, you goof. 396 00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:45,250 ‐ Wait, what? 397 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:48,916 I don't know what it is. 398 00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:50,750 It could be life, it could be death. 399 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:53,250 It might be a dream, I might be imagining you, 400 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:55,458 you might be imagining me, it could be purgatory 401 00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:57,750 or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in. 402 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:58,750 I don't know. 403 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:02,041 So... I decided a while ago to sort of 404 00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:03,750 give up and 405 00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:06,791 stop trying to make sense of things altogether, because 406 00:24:06,791 --> 00:24:09,041 the only way to really live in this 407 00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:11,208 is to embrace the fact that nothing matters. 408 00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,458 ‐ Well, then what's the point of living? 409 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:16,333 ‐ Well, we kind of have no choice but to live, 410 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:20,541 so I think your best bet is just 411 00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:23,125 to learn how to suffer existence. 412 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:25,333 ‐ So we can't die? 413 00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:27,458 ‐ No. Uh, the loop just starts over. 414 00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:30,000 There might be some way to kill yourself but I haven't figured it out, 415 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,708 and I've done... a lot of suicides. 416 00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:34,708 So many. 417 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:38,125 ‐ No. No, I'm gonna get out of this. 418 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,958 ‐ Okay. Suit yourself. 419 00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:48,375 ‐ What are you doing? ‐ Bracing for a quick death. 420 00:24:48,958 --> 00:24:51,666 I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real. 421 00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:54,708 There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU. 422 00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:01,375 We could just skip this whole phase, 423 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,416 go get a beer, you know. 424 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:05,958 Or not. Whatever. 425 00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:09,458 See you tomorrow. 426 00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:12,125 Wake up. 427 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:16,208 ‐ So, 428 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,791 as I was saying, 429 00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:22,291 you just... have to find peace, you know. 430 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:26,083 ‐ I drove all the way back home to Austin, 431 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,666 and I still woke up here. 432 00:25:28,666 --> 00:25:29,625 ‐ That's the way it works. 433 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,333 You know, one time, I smoked a bunch of crystal 434 00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:33,250 and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea. 435 00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:35,916 It was a huge waste of time. 436 00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:37,500 They detained me as soon as I got off the plane. 437 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:40,333 I was acting a little... odd. 438 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,625 And then I passed out in a couple minutes, 439 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:43,625 woke up back here. 440 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,000 Whoo! 441 00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:49,333 ‐ Darla! You and me. A hundred bucks. 442 00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:52,291 ‐ Who the fuck are you? 443 00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,875 Don't you know how to hustle, kid? 444 00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:57,541 ‐ I'm an honest man, Darla. 445 00:25:57,541 --> 00:25:59,083 You're gonna lose this game, 446 00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:00,666 but you can keep your money. 447 00:26:02,791 --> 00:26:05,041 Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you? 448 00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:07,416 ‐ Fuck! 449 00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:16,541 That was Roy. 450 00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:19,541 He was a guest at the wedding. 451 00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:23,500 Abe's dad's cousin, of the Schlieffen clan. 452 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,458 That's about all I know about the dude. 453 00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:29,916 ‐ Yeah, but... why was he trying to kill you? 454 00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:37,583 One night, a very long time ago, 455 00:26:39,916 --> 00:26:41,500 I partied with Roy. 456 00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:44,166 This was back in the early days, 457 00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:46,041 before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone. 458 00:26:46,041 --> 00:26:46,958 ‐ Hey, hey. 459 00:26:46,958 --> 00:26:48,291 I was just feeling my way through it. 460 00:26:48,291 --> 00:26:50,041 ‐ Uh, tuna? Yes, sir. 461 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,208 ‐ I know you know. 462 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,583 But you don't know that I know. 463 00:26:58,041 --> 00:26:59,000 Or do you know? 464 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,875 ‐ Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring. 465 00:27:02,541 --> 00:27:04,250 ‐ Are you being a dick to the bartender? 466 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,875 I would like a Moscato, please. 467 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:07,916 ‐ Sure. 468 00:27:08,666 --> 00:27:11,375 ‐ "What might have been and what has been point to one end, 469 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:12,875 which is always present." 470 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:17,708 ‐ On second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please. 471 00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:29,125 ‐ I like your hat. ‐ Of course you do. 472 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:31,916 Thank you, ma'am. 473 00:27:33,291 --> 00:27:34,333 To the struggle. 474 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,000 Mister and Missus Schlieffen. 475 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,958 ‐ Here they are. 476 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,958 ‐ Confucius said: Marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow 477 00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:43,416 that makes you forget who you are. 478 00:27:43,416 --> 00:27:44,625 ‐ He did not. 479 00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:46,791 ‐ But there is a bottom, my friend. 480 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,458 And it is a fucking dark place. 481 00:27:54,916 --> 00:27:57,041 What do you say, bud? You wanna dance a little bit? 482 00:27:58,833 --> 00:27:59,833 ‐ Okay. 483 00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:03,375 ‐ You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit? 484 00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:04,333 Trevor. 485 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:05,750 He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket. 486 00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:09,000 I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share. 487 00:28:09,666 --> 00:28:12,750 ‐ ...money. Um, but tonight is not about me. 488 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,083 ‐ You were right. Got 'em. 489 00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:18,541 I don't know what that was. 490 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,666 ‐ Oi, open up, you cunts. 491 00:28:23,666 --> 00:28:25,208 ‐ Give me my shit back! Come on! 492 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,250 We're the shit. We're the shit. We are the shit. 493 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,125 ‐ We are the shit. 494 00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:34,416 ‐ You're alive! 495 00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:36,333 Oi, come on. Give me back my pills. 496 00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:47,833 This is 497 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:53,333 the greatest... night. 498 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:56,041 of my life. 499 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,541 I wish I could just live out here forever. 500 00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:09,041 Follow me. 501 00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:13,000 What is it? 502 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,291 Your ancestors are in there. 503 00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:18,541 ‐ My ancestors are in there? 504 00:29:18,541 --> 00:29:22,125 ‐ Your answers. The answers you're looking for. 505 00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:23,583 ‐ Okay. 506 00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:26,250 That's a totally different thing, but 507 00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:29,916 I'm in. 508 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:34,291 ‐ You took too much. 509 00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:37,000 No, wait. Roy, wait, wait. 510 00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:40,291 Wait. 511 00:29:40,291 --> 00:29:41,833 That was a mistake. 512 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:45,208 When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly. 513 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:48,458 Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, 514 00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:52,416 so he only comes around once every few... days? 515 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:55,583 Or weeks? I don't know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy. 516 00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:57,083 ‐ But what does he want? 517 00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:58,708 ‐ I think he thinks it's revenge? 518 00:29:58,708 --> 00:30:01,416 Run, rabbit, run. 519 00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:04,208 ‐ He may have some anger issues. 520 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,875 You said you didn't want the day to end. 521 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:11,041 What's that smell? 522 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:13,833 No, no, no, no, no, no. 523 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:20,625 So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again. 524 00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:22,333 ‐ Amen to that. 525 00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:24,125 I tied my tubes at 40. 526 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,250 ‐ Yeah. You have to confront him. 527 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:29,458 Right? I mean, you‐‐ you cannot keep running from this person forever. 528 00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:30,666 What are you talking about? 529 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:34,458 Of course I can. 530 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:38,041 ‐ Hey. ‐ Come on. Burrito truck just opened. 531 00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:40,416 That's for you. Keep the change, okay. 532 00:30:40,416 --> 00:30:43,041 But you have to promise me you're gonna spend it all today. 533 00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:47,666 ‐ You know that's a scam? ‐ Of course. Yeah. 534 00:30:47,666 --> 00:30:49,916 I just like to give back whenever I can. 535 00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:53,041 Material matters don't really concern me. 536 00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:54,583 ‐ With the exception of booze and burritos 537 00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:56,166 and designer drugs and candy. 538 00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:57,708 ‐ Obviously. I'm not a Puritan. 539 00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:59,083 ‐ And sex, I assume? 540 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:00,416 You fuck other people in here? 541 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:01,625 ‐ Great question. ‐ You must. 542 00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:03,583 Right? ‐ I have but 543 00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,333 it takes a lot of work, 544 00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:08,416 and I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible. 545 00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:09,416 ‐ Huh! 546 00:31:11,291 --> 00:31:12,416 Have we hooked up? 547 00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:14,500 ‐ No. At least I don't think so. 548 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:16,625 ‐ So then, like, who else? 549 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:19,375 ‐ Right. Uh, well‐‐ ‐ Besides Misty. 550 00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:20,666 ‐ Daisy, the barkeep. 551 00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:22,666 ‐ You know, I once had a guy with this car. 552 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:26,500 ‐ Oh yeah? 553 00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:30,500 ‐ I don't think he ever walked again. 554 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,666 ‐ 555 00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:33,250 Darla. 556 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:36,041 ‐ If you insist. 557 00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:38,041 ‐ I bet that was great. ‐ You would have bet right. 558 00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:39,375 ‐ What about Tala? ‐ No. 559 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:40,583 But I have tried. 560 00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:43,250 May I cut in? 561 00:31:45,125 --> 00:31:46,291 ‐ It's the first dance. 562 00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:48,541 ‐ And that's a deal‐breaker? 563 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:50,500 ‐ That didn't work? ‐ It was a big swing. 564 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,291 ‐ Right. Who else? 565 00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:54,291 ‐ Hey, hey! 566 00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:56,083 There you go? 567 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:58,250 ‐ You fucked Jerry Schlieffen? ‐ Well, he fucked me. 568 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:01,125 He put his penis in my butthole. ‐ Yeah, I know how it works. 569 00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:02,916 ‐ I'm really glad I tried it. He's a sweet guy. 570 00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:05,125 ‐ Nice shot. 571 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:06,125 And that's it? 572 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,125 That's all you got? 573 00:32:07,541 --> 00:32:08,541 ‐ Oh, 574 00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:10,458 your dad. 575 00:32:11,666 --> 00:32:13,208 ‐ What are we doing? 576 00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:16,625 ‐ I don't know. 577 00:32:16,625 --> 00:32:17,583 No, I'm just kidding. 578 00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:19,041 ‐ Oh my God. 579 00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:21,041 ‐ Uh, I got you, though. ‐ You did. 580 00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:22,041 ‐ What about you? 581 00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:23,583 What's going on with your sex life? 582 00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:27,083 ‐ Nice try. ‐ Hmm? 583 00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:29,666 ‐ I'm not gonna sleep with you. 584 00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:32,416 ‐ I mean, you asked me about mine, I was just being courteous. 585 00:32:32,416 --> 00:32:34,166 ‐ I mean, I might have the other night, 586 00:32:34,166 --> 00:32:35,500 you know, I would have but‐‐ 587 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:38,375 Not now, though. ‐ Yeah! 588 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:40,791 I was thinking the exact same thing, you know. 589 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:43,166 We'll be seeing each other all the time, let's keep it simple. 590 00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:44,416 Don't over‐complicate it. ‐ Yeah. 591 00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:49,041 We've never had sex? 592 00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:51,666 ‐ Again, my memory is pretty shot, 593 00:32:51,666 --> 00:32:52,791 but I don't think so. 594 00:32:53,541 --> 00:32:55,458 Anyways, I think the party's gonna start pretty soon. 595 00:32:55,458 --> 00:32:56,458 You wanna head back? 596 00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:58,041 ‐ Is that a joke? 597 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:01,375 No. Why would I do that? 598 00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:04,250 ‐ I don't know. Eat, drink, dance. Bask in love. 599 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,291 ‐ That is not love. ‐ Of course it is! Tala's in love. 600 00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:08,083 ‐ No. You don't actually know what you're talking about. 601 00:33:08,083 --> 00:33:10,500 We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know. 602 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:13,333 Nobody can stand the idea 603 00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:14,375 of being alone, 604 00:33:15,416 --> 00:33:19,875 so we... buy into this pageantry 605 00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:22,458 and celebrate its bullshit. 606 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,916 ‐ All right. So no wedding, then. 607 00:33:23,916 --> 00:33:25,041 Where do you wanna go? 608 00:33:26,791 --> 00:33:28,291 ‐ Oh my God. 609 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,041 Maybe it's a karma thing. 610 00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:32,375 ‐ What is? ‐ Yeah. 611 00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:35,666 What if it's like to get out of this... 612 00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:38,416 you have to be selfless and then you're free. 613 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:40,750 ‐ I just bought a hundred‐dollar candy bar and I'm still here. 614 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:43,125 ‐ Yeah, but not like that. Like real acts of selflessness, 615 00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:45,250 like the bone marrow shit that Tala does, you know. 616 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:48,458 Look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here 617 00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:50,416 but not you and me until we've earned our way out? 618 00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:52,000 You've really never thought about this before? 619 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,958 ‐ Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse. 620 00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:57,083 All right, fine, let's say you're right and that would work, 621 00:33:57,791 --> 00:34:00,250 what's the most selfless act you can think of? 622 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:03,583 Something that would guarantee this day to end. 623 00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:10,416 And I have full faith in your abilities 624 00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:13,708 to keep the boat... 625 00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:15,375 afloat. 626 00:34:16,458 --> 00:34:18,333 And now, old mate Abe... ‐ Oh, honey. 627 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,000 ...is gonna say his vows. 628 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,916 ‐ Actually, just‐‐ Sorry, hold on one second. 629 00:34:23,916 --> 00:34:25,041 You can take that. 630 00:34:56,291 --> 00:34:57,291 ‐ Are you joking right now? 631 00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:11,250 All right! Get down! 632 00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:13,250 Get down! Get down! 633 00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:17,625 Down! Hey! Hey! 634 00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:19,416 This place‐‐ Get off me! 635 00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:21,958 Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes. 636 00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,625 This place is a nightmare. 637 00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:25,291 Randy. It's all right, Randy. 638 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,375 Everything is great. 639 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:29,166 Sorry. Uh, well, the gods have spoken, 640 00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:31,791 and they approve this marriage! 641 00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:36,458 ‐ What the hell did you say to her? 642 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:38,041 ‐ Sister stuff. But I think I'm good. 643 00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:41,125 Selflessness is just... it's fantastic. 644 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:42,125 ‐ Right. 645 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:46,250 ‐ Uh‐oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey. 646 00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:49,875 Alan. 647 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:52,375 Well, Nyles, this has been great. 648 00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:55,291 Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting. 649 00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:57,291 And, hey, in all your future loops, 650 00:35:57,666 --> 00:36:01,166 please keep me out of that fucking cave. 651 00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:04,375 And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you. 652 00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:06,791 Thank you. 653 00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:07,666 Deal with him. 654 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,416 ‐ Yeah. ‐ That could be your way out. 655 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,750 ‐ Well, you seem to have it all figured out. 656 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:12,958 ‐ Good luck. 657 00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:16,166 ‐ Coming! 658 00:36:16,583 --> 00:36:18,166 Oh, Sarah? 659 00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:21,166 ‐ Didn't work. Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck out of here. 660 00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:23,666 ‐ Oh my God. 661 00:36:25,541 --> 00:36:26,625 Are you... 662 00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:27,916 ...fucking cheating on me? 663 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:29,875 What? 664 00:36:30,541 --> 00:36:31,750 This isn't funny. 665 00:36:32,666 --> 00:36:33,875 Okay, stop. 666 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:35,666 I'm serious. 667 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,291 Stop copying me! 668 00:36:37,291 --> 00:36:39,416 Stop pretending like you know everything! 669 00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:44,708 ‐ Okay, I'm gonna go. ‐ Wait, what? 670 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:46,416 ‐ And what is this place? 671 00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:49,458 ‐ This is kind of a safehouse for me. 672 00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:51,750 The family who lives here is out of town. 673 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:55,458 I don't know when they're coming back, but... it's not today. 674 00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:02,291 Let's waste some time. 675 00:37:12,291 --> 00:37:14,208 Hey, who's the mustache? 676 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,916 ‐ Prick my wife run off with. 677 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:40,916 ‐ Whoo! 678 00:37:46,041 --> 00:37:47,333 Aah! Stop, stop, stop. 679 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,291 Whoo! ‐ This is fucking crazy! 680 00:38:02,291 --> 00:38:03,500 Whoo! 681 00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:05,833 ‐ Uh‐oh. 682 00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:21,333 What the hell? 683 00:38:34,875 --> 00:38:36,166 Hyah! 684 00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:45,875 Whoo! 685 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000 Whoo! 686 00:38:59,291 --> 00:39:00,583 Hyah! 687 00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,541 Hey! Ho! 688 00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:03,208 ‐ Ahh! Whoo‐hoo! 689 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,791 Whoo! 690 00:39:07,541 --> 00:39:09,458 ‐ Sarah, where have you been? 691 00:39:09,458 --> 00:39:10,625 Tala's pissed. 692 00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:11,625 ‐ I missed you. 693 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:15,083 ‐ What? ‐ I want you to meet me in the bathroom. 694 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,833 ‐ Uh, all right. 695 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:20,875 ‐ And I want you to wear... this. 696 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:22,666 ‐ Oh. 697 00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:25,250 Um, sure. 698 00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:27,166 Can I keep my shirt on? 699 00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,666 ‐ And there's flames coming off the back and everything? 700 00:39:43,666 --> 00:39:45,041 ‐ Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car. 701 00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:46,916 ‐ How close are you sticking to my sketch? 702 00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:48,125 ‐ I stuck to it exactly. 703 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:49,208 You're gonna love it. 704 00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:50,666 ‐ Awesome. ‐ Looks really cool. 705 00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,375 ‐ Wait! Stop! 706 00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:00,208 There is a bomb in the cake. 707 00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:01,416 Don't worry. 708 00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:04,125 I used to be a bomb guy. 709 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:05,458 Everyone stand back. 710 00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:10,333 ‐ Oh my God! 711 00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:13,375 ‐ Foiled! You son of a bitch! 712 00:40:13,375 --> 00:40:14,916 You ruined my plan! 713 00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:16,041 Sarah. 714 00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:19,333 The sister of the bride and based on her accent, 715 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,333 from origins unknown. 716 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:22,833 I'll take her dead or alive. 717 00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:24,750 ‐ Put the weapon down. Fine. 718 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:26,791 Then it's to be hand‐to‐hand combat then. 719 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:29,416 Oh my God! Nyles! 720 00:40:29,791 --> 00:40:30,833 ‐ How's it going? Is it good? 721 00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,291 ‐ Yeah, looks really good. 722 00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:34,333 ‐ And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for? 723 00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:35,875 ‐ Yeah. ‐ And are you getting the jizz right? 724 00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,583 ‐ Dotted lines. Straight across. 725 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,000 ‐ Ready? ‐ Yeah. 726 00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:45,291 ‐ Ta‐da! 727 00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:47,750 ‐ Wow! 728 00:40:48,166 --> 00:40:49,833 Thank you. That's beautiful. 729 00:40:50,541 --> 00:40:51,750 I'm not that old, though, am I? 730 00:41:09,208 --> 00:41:10,375 Think of it like this. 731 00:41:11,458 --> 00:41:13,666 Everything in this void 732 00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:16,166 the space where the candy bar once was 733 00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:18,166 but is now in my stomach, 734 00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:20,125 is the past. 735 00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:22,625 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ And everything that's remaining 736 00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:24,958 is the future encased in chocolate. 737 00:41:24,958 --> 00:41:27,083 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ I have no interest in this 738 00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:29,125 emptiness, 739 00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:32,250 you know, the who, what, why of your past. 740 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:33,875 You got here, that's all that matters. 741 00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:36,250 ‐ But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter. 742 00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:38,791 It does. 743 00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:41,541 You have to know the whole package. 744 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:42,750 ‐ I disagree. 745 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,125 This... the next bite, 746 00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:49,208 that's all that matters. 747 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,125 ‐ I was married for two years. 748 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:00,750 I knew it wasn't going to work. 749 00:42:01,791 --> 00:42:03,833 I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes. 750 00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:06,291 I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin for him. 751 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:08,708 I knew it wasn't going to work out 752 00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:11,166 as I walked down the aisle. 753 00:42:12,708 --> 00:42:15,708 But... I went through with it. 754 00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:17,875 And it didn't work out. 755 00:42:19,958 --> 00:42:23,083 Now... ignoring all that 756 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,541 would make me destined to repeat it. 757 00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:34,708 What about you? 758 00:42:36,875 --> 00:42:37,875 ‐ Hmm. 759 00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:40,041 You gonna tell me anything about‐‐ 760 00:42:42,291 --> 00:42:43,458 ‐ There's nothing. 761 00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:45,458 ‐ What about your life before you got stuck in here? 762 00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:48,625 What was your job? 763 00:42:59,041 --> 00:43:00,541 ‐ I honestly can't remember. 764 00:43:00,958 --> 00:43:02,625 ‐ Oh my God, that's bullshit, Nyles. 765 00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:04,125 ‐ No, I'm serious. 766 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,416 Wow, it's been 767 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,375 such a long time. 768 00:43:18,958 --> 00:43:20,416 These are fantastic mushrooms. 769 00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:25,833 ‐ Yeah. 770 00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:29,583 Too bad we're doing it in such a shithole, though. 771 00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:32,625 I am not a fan of this magical desert. 772 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,000 ‐ Well, then I just feel sorry for you. 773 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,458 ‐ Yeah? ‐ Uh‐huh. 774 00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:38,541 ‐ Oh wow. 775 00:43:39,291 --> 00:43:41,083 Look, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean 776 00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:42,416 that you care about me, Nyles. 777 00:43:42,416 --> 00:43:43,416 ‐ In what‐‐ 778 00:43:44,083 --> 00:43:45,291 No. ‐ In what, what? 779 00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:47,583 ‐ Wha‐‐ No. When I say that 780 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:49,291 I feel sorry, it's like, 781 00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:52,541 it's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry 782 00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:54,458 that, you know, I finished one beer, 783 00:43:54,458 --> 00:43:56,875 and now I have to open a new one. 784 00:43:57,750 --> 00:43:59,625 You know, now I'm not sorry anymore. 785 00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:02,583 It's just a fleeting feeling. 786 00:44:03,083 --> 00:44:04,958 ‐ Right. ‐ It drifts away, 787 00:44:06,083 --> 00:44:08,208 just like, uh, they all do. 788 00:44:12,166 --> 00:44:14,416 ‐ What do you mean, "It just drifts away 789 00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:16,625 like they all do"? 790 00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,125 Like, what has drifted away? 791 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,375 Everything. 792 00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:37,791 Anyways, 793 00:44:38,916 --> 00:44:40,000 cheers. 794 00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:42,916 ‐ To pretending not to care. 795 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,750 ‐ I like that. ‐ I know you do. 796 00:44:47,708 --> 00:44:48,958 ‐ To pretending‐‐ 797 00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:58,250 That's new. 798 00:45:01,041 --> 00:45:02,500 ‐ Oh my God. 799 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:05,041 ‐ Do you see them, too? 800 00:45:06,291 --> 00:45:07,500 Are they real? 801 00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:10,083 Who cares? 802 00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:33,791 Night. 803 00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:47,375 ‐ Nyles. 804 00:45:47,916 --> 00:45:48,958 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 805 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:51,458 ‐ Let's just get it over with. 806 00:45:57,708 --> 00:45:58,708 ‐ Okay. 807 00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:13,250 Wait. ‐ What? 808 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:14,583 What? 809 00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:17,625 ‐ I just‐‐ 810 00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:59,083 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 811 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,500 ‐ Hey, um, 812 00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:21,875 sorry, you, um, you‐‐ you should probably go 813 00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:24,333 you know, before somebody sees you. 814 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,833 Sarah. Sarah? 815 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,500 ‐ Yeah. 816 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,083 ‐ Gotta say, 817 00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:01,708 kinda felt 818 00:48:03,041 --> 00:48:04,583 a little different this morning. 819 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:07,083 Like, 820 00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:10,416 you know, kinda good. 821 00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:14,625 'Cause of last night. 822 00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:20,375 ‐ Oh yeah. 823 00:48:21,541 --> 00:48:22,541 Yeah. 824 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,333 ‐ Is that a "Yeah" of regret or‐‐ 825 00:48:28,125 --> 00:48:29,500 ‐ Yeah, it was fun. 826 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:30,666 It was fun. 827 00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:33,708 ‐ Yeah, sounds like it. 828 00:48:37,791 --> 00:48:39,750 ‐ I can't keep waking up in here. 829 00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:43,375 ‐ Yeah, the waking up is always weird, 830 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,208 but, you know, 831 00:48:46,625 --> 00:48:48,916 going to bed maybe just got a little better. 832 00:48:48,916 --> 00:48:51,583 Right? ‐ This cop's been following us 833 00:48:51,583 --> 00:48:52,583 for miles. 834 00:48:53,791 --> 00:48:55,083 Oh. Right? 835 00:48:57,166 --> 00:48:59,166 ‐ Do you wanna talk about it or‐‐ ‐ The cop? 836 00:48:59,166 --> 00:49:02,375 ‐ No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night. 837 00:49:02,375 --> 00:49:04,833 You said we should have sex, and then we had sex. 838 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:05,916 ‐ What's there to talk about? 839 00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:09,666 It's all meaningless, right? 840 00:49:09,666 --> 00:49:10,666 ‐ I mean, 841 00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:14,541 I hope it's not all meaningless. 842 00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:18,958 ‐ So what, we're just littering now? 843 00:49:18,958 --> 00:49:20,333 ‐ God, nothing. 844 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,458 What is this guy's deal? 845 00:49:30,541 --> 00:49:33,791 Oh, there we go. Finally. 846 00:49:33,791 --> 00:49:34,875 ‐ What are you doing? 847 00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:37,333 ‐ You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before. 848 00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:40,041 Yeah, and I'm very curious to see what it's all about. Aren't you? 849 00:49:40,458 --> 00:49:41,458 ‐ No. 850 00:49:41,458 --> 00:49:43,458 No, no, no, no, don't. 851 00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:44,541 I think it might be him. 852 00:49:45,041 --> 00:49:46,291 ‐ Him? ‐ Roy. 853 00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:49,166 ‐ Oh, that fucker! 854 00:49:51,916 --> 00:49:52,833 ‐ Don't stop. 855 00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:55,458 ‐ If you're not gonna take care of this, someone has to. 856 00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:58,125 ‐ No, someone doesn't have to! We've been over this! 857 00:49:58,125 --> 00:49:59,541 I'm serious. I'm serious! 858 00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:01,583 ‐ Help! 859 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,833 He's trying to kill me! 860 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,416 He's trying to kill me! 861 00:50:08,833 --> 00:50:10,666 He's trying to kill me! 862 00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:12,291 Sir, step out of the vehicle 863 00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:13,541 with your hands up. 864 00:50:13,916 --> 00:50:15,458 Thank you. 865 00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,000 Thank you. 866 00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:18,916 Is that him? 867 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:20,625 Sir, if you do not comply, 868 00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:22,958 I'll have no choice but to remove you by force. 869 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,500 Uh, okay! 870 00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:34,166 I'm coming out! 871 00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:39,875 Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman, 872 00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:41,958 I thought you were someone else. 873 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:46,291 Should always go with that first instinct, shit bird. 874 00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:54,041 ‐ Hi, Roy. 875 00:50:56,458 --> 00:50:58,166 ‐ Aahhh! 876 00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:04,083 You called for backup? 877 00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:06,833 ‐ Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 878 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:08,625 ‐ Oh, come on, relax. I just, uh, 879 00:51:08,625 --> 00:51:09,625 I just clipped him. 880 00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:11,041 ‐ You did not just clip him. 881 00:51:11,041 --> 00:51:12,541 ‐ He's a fucking sadist. 882 00:51:12,541 --> 00:51:14,458 I‐‐ I was just saving you! You should be thanking me. 883 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:15,458 He was gonna kill you. 884 00:51:15,458 --> 00:51:16,875 ‐ Okay, well, no, thank you. 885 00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:18,458 ‐ Freeze! Put your hands above your head! 886 00:51:18,458 --> 00:51:20,333 ‐ Suck my dick, Officer Bitch. 887 00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:21,875 ‐ Seriously, man, just leave us alone. 888 00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:23,500 ‐ Are you gonna fucking Tase me, fuck face? Ooh? 889 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:24,833 Ooh! Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me. 890 00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:26,583 Come on, just do it. 891 00:51:29,541 --> 00:51:30,833 I'm touching your bike. 892 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:32,458 Oh, uh‐oh, uh‐oh. 893 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,708 ‐ Who the fuck is she? 894 00:51:34,708 --> 00:51:36,666 What the hell is going on with you? 895 00:51:36,666 --> 00:51:38,541 What? It got a little out of hand. 896 00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:42,708 ‐ You think. ‐ Sorry. 897 00:51:43,791 --> 00:51:45,291 ‐ The pain is real. 898 00:51:45,291 --> 00:51:47,041 Why can't you understand that? 899 00:51:47,041 --> 00:51:49,458 ‐ It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Right? 900 00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:51,583 Those are your words. ‐ No. Pain matters! 901 00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:53,500 What we do to other people matters! 902 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:55,375 Being a source of terror is not fun, okay. 903 00:51:55,375 --> 00:51:58,166 It's not fulfilling. I know this from experience. 904 00:51:58,166 --> 00:52:00,458 It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember. 905 00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:02,916 We remember. We have to deal with the things that we do. 906 00:52:02,916 --> 00:52:05,541 ‐ Oh my God. Cry me a river, Nyles. You were never gonna deal with him. 907 00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:09,541 I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you. ‐ No, Sarah, fuck you. 908 00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:11,791 Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child, 909 00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:14,000 which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with. 910 00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:16,541 Oww! See? A child. 911 00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:18,208 Shut the fuck up over there! 912 00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:21,500 ‐ I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it. 913 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,333 ‐ I tried to stop you. 914 00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:26,041 Or don't you remember. I said, "Stop, don't come in." 915 00:52:26,041 --> 00:52:28,958 But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do. She's got it all figured out. 916 00:52:28,958 --> 00:52:30,291 ‐ Are you serious right now? 917 00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:32,416 I followed you into that cave because I liked you 918 00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:34,208 and someone was trying to hurt you. 919 00:52:34,208 --> 00:52:36,000 Because I give a shit, 920 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,875 which is something that you clearly know nothing about. 921 00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:41,458 If I had known that I was going to be stuck 922 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:43,625 with a pretentious, sad bully 923 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:45,750 for the rest of eternity, 924 00:52:45,750 --> 00:52:49,000 I would have stayed so far away from you, 925 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,375 and I sure as hell would never have fucked you. 926 00:52:51,375 --> 00:52:53,375 ‐ Oh please, we've fucked like a thousand times. 927 00:52:56,416 --> 00:52:57,708 ‐ What? 928 00:53:04,291 --> 00:53:05,333 What did you say? 929 00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:07,333 ‐ Wha‐‐ I didn't say‐‐ ‐ Answer me. 930 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,041 I lied, okay. 931 00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:17,875 We did hook up before. 932 00:53:17,875 --> 00:53:19,375 A lot. 933 00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:22,791 All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding. 934 00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:25,291 But it was different then. 935 00:53:25,291 --> 00:53:26,916 It was always just gonna reset. 936 00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:30,041 And then you got stuck in here and‐‐ 937 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:33,333 I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't wanna tell you. 938 00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:37,125 I didn't wanna tell you! 939 00:53:39,166 --> 00:53:40,166 So I didn't. 940 00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:42,125 Okay. 941 00:53:48,666 --> 00:53:50,541 ‐ I'm getting out of this day. 942 00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:54,541 ‐ Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 943 00:53:54,541 --> 00:53:55,625 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah‐‐ 944 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:07,916 Hey. Pia. 945 00:54:08,833 --> 00:54:10,083 What room is Sarah staying at? 946 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,666 Misty's boyfriend. Come on. 947 00:54:13,666 --> 00:54:15,625 ‐ Oh, okay, right, right, sorry. 948 00:54:15,625 --> 00:54:17,625 Um, her room is second to last down the hall. 949 00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:19,375 But she isn't in there. 950 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,500 ‐ Where is she? ‐ No one knows. 951 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,125 Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there. 952 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:34,125 ‐ So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night? 953 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:36,666 She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere. 954 00:54:36,666 --> 00:54:38,791 ‐ Nyles, what are you doing? ‐ Sarah! 955 00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:39,791 Come on out! 956 00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:42,083 Come on out! 957 00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:43,791 Wake up. 958 00:54:46,875 --> 00:54:48,000 ‐ Sarah! 959 00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:51,916 Sarah! 960 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,500 Wake up. 961 00:54:57,375 --> 00:55:00,291 ‐ Sarah realized the day wasn't about her so she left. 962 00:55:00,291 --> 00:55:01,708 ‐ Oh, don't say that. 963 00:55:01,708 --> 00:55:03,250 ‐ No, Howard. 964 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:05,125 Once again, Pia is right. 965 00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:08,958 Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera. 966 00:55:09,333 --> 00:55:10,416 ‐ Who are you? 967 00:55:11,916 --> 00:55:13,333 ‐ Misty's boyfriend. 968 00:55:16,666 --> 00:55:17,666 Wake up. 969 00:55:17,666 --> 00:55:19,041 Where is she? 970 00:55:19,041 --> 00:55:21,250 Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this. 971 00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:23,625 You didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right? 972 00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:25,458 ‐ I don't‐‐ I don't feel safe with him in the ho‐‐ 973 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:26,916 I feel like we should call the cops. 974 00:55:26,916 --> 00:55:28,750 That's, like, honestly‐‐ Sarah! 975 00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:30,208 ‐ I don't feel safe anymore. 976 00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:32,166 And how gorgeous are these two? 977 00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:34,916 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 978 00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:36,083 Hmm. 979 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,375 We're so bad. Hmm. 980 00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:39,083 ‐ Hold my leg up. Wake up. 981 00:55:39,083 --> 00:55:41,708 ...Airforce Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas. 982 00:55:41,708 --> 00:55:42,958 Randy, you have the best stories. 983 00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:45,583 I know. Hey! 984 00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:47,125 ‐ Oh my God. 985 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:49,958 The wedding guy's here. 986 00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:52,458 ‐ Yeah. ‐ I need a breather. 987 00:55:52,458 --> 00:55:54,000 Can I, can I‐‐ ‐ Oh, please. 988 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,416 Go for it. I brought it for you, man. 989 00:55:56,625 --> 00:55:58,666 Misty's boyfriend. Are you in on this? 990 00:56:02,375 --> 00:56:04,375 That's a hard no. Okay. All right. Well, 991 00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:05,875 don't mind if I do. 992 00:56:05,875 --> 00:56:07,666 That's good, right? 993 00:56:12,416 --> 00:56:15,291 ‐ Now he's married, man. Watch him go back to the wedding. 994 00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:16,875 I never wanna be married. 995 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,500 ‐ You okay, dude? ‐ Did you two sleep in here last night? 996 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,791 ‐ No, Tala's all about that no sleeping together 997 00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:24,666 before marriage thing, so Abe took it. 998 00:56:24,666 --> 00:56:25,666 Why? 999 00:56:25,666 --> 00:56:27,250 ‐ Abe slept here last night? 1000 00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:28,500 Yeah. What's up? 1001 00:56:32,333 --> 00:56:33,625 ‐ So fucking beautiful. 1002 00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:37,458 ‐ Abraham, you slick fuck, I get it. 1003 00:56:37,458 --> 00:56:38,458 ‐ Uh, 1004 00:56:38,833 --> 00:56:41,416 excuse me. ‐ You and Sarah, it all makes sense now. 1005 00:56:42,375 --> 00:56:43,541 ‐ What's he talking about? 1006 00:56:43,541 --> 00:56:45,500 Your sister and Abraham 1007 00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:46,750 boned each other. 1008 00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:48,833 ‐ She wakes up with him every single day 1009 00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:50,958 and then probably sneaks out in the morning. 1010 00:56:50,958 --> 00:56:52,916 God, no wonder she hates herself. 1011 00:56:52,916 --> 00:56:53,791 Here, smell this. 1012 00:56:53,791 --> 00:56:55,500 From Abe's room. Shut up and sit down. 1013 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:57,416 You're drunk. ‐ Nyles, what are you doing? 1014 00:56:57,416 --> 00:56:58,583 ‐ Just shut up and go fuck Trevor. 1015 00:56:58,583 --> 00:57:00,250 ‐ That isn't true, is it? 1016 00:57:00,916 --> 00:57:02,125 ‐ What? No. No! 1017 00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:03,666 This guy's been drunk all day. 1018 00:57:03,666 --> 00:57:05,125 ‐ That may be accurate. 1019 00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:07,958 However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize 1020 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:10,958 the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion by Fournier, 1021 00:57:10,958 --> 00:57:13,083 the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday. 1022 00:57:14,166 --> 00:57:17,958 Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier? 1023 00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:18,958 ‐ Oh my God. 1024 00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:20,833 ‐ I didn't think so. 1025 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:23,416 ‐ Get the fuck out of here, okay. 1026 00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:25,083 ‐ Abe, let's take a walk. 1027 00:57:25,083 --> 00:57:26,500 ‐ You don't actually believe this guy, do you? 1028 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,583 ‐ You cheated on your fiancée the night before your wedding 1029 00:57:28,583 --> 00:57:29,875 with her sister? 1030 00:57:29,875 --> 00:57:32,000 And you know what, fuck all of you. 1031 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,500 Sarah's a good person, 1032 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:36,041 but for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you‐‐ 1033 00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:38,250 Hey! 1034 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:40,125 Come here. 1035 00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:43,416 ‐ Stay back! What are you doing? 1036 00:57:45,208 --> 00:57:47,416 ‐ Try to ruin my life, huh? Come on. Let's go. 1037 00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:50,083 Ohh! 1038 00:57:52,916 --> 00:57:55,416 ‐ Misty's boyfriend! 1039 00:57:58,583 --> 00:57:59,541 ‐ Oh wow. 1040 00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:01,208 ‐ Oh my God, oh my God! 1041 00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:03,166 Oh my God, is there a fork in my face? 1042 00:58:12,541 --> 00:58:14,000 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite 1043 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,083 the mother and the father of the bride for a one‐night special performance. 1044 00:58:19,916 --> 00:58:20,916 Tala, 1045 00:58:20,916 --> 00:58:23,125 you know that I'm not great with words, but 1046 00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:25,708 I do love you more than anything. 1047 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,250 So, we're going to perform a number 1048 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:32,416 that I sung to Howard on our wedding night. 1049 00:58:32,416 --> 00:58:34,791 It's a song that I want you two to remember 1050 00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:36,750 when you fall into hard times. 1051 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:38,875 Love can get you through anything. 1052 00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:42,125 And this is A Lover's Concerto. 1053 00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:00,375 ‐ I miss her, Jerry. 1054 00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:02,166 Who? 1055 00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:06,291 ‐ Sarah. ‐ Wilder? 1056 00:59:07,625 --> 00:59:08,625 Oh. 1057 00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:10,791 I didn't know you knew her. 1058 00:59:18,541 --> 00:59:19,625 ‐ I love her. 1059 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:23,458 ‐ I see. 1060 00:59:25,166 --> 00:59:26,333 That's interesting. 1061 00:59:34,250 --> 00:59:35,500 Wake up. 1062 01:00:00,291 --> 01:00:01,833 Roy! 1063 01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,125 I'm turning myself in! 1064 01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:06,791 Torture me, I don't care! 1065 01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:08,208 ‐ Motherfucker. 1066 01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:10,541 ‐ You were right, it's dark down here! 1067 01:00:10,541 --> 01:00:12,041 ‐ What the fuck are you doing here? 1068 01:00:12,041 --> 01:00:13,500 ‐ Hey, Roy. 1069 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:15,833 I give up. You win. 1070 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000 It's okay, everybody. 1071 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,583 It's my nephew. 1072 01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:22,041 Thanks for your concern. 1073 01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:25,250 You cannot be here. 1074 01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:26,750 Who was that man? ‐ Fuck! 1075 01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:27,916 ‐ Oh. Hey, hon. 1076 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:29,083 This is 1077 01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:31,291 ‐ Nyles. ‐ Nyles 1078 01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:32,708 He's an old friend. 1079 01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:36,166 Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back. 1080 01:00:42,958 --> 01:00:44,541 You look sad. 1081 01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:46,125 Oh, he's okay, sweetie. 1082 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,208 Twins. 1083 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,125 Do you believe I made these at my age? 1084 01:00:58,166 --> 01:00:59,833 If I'd had one less Mai Tai that night, 1085 01:00:59,833 --> 01:01:02,208 I'd have put the condom on right, and they wouldn't be here. 1086 01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:06,291 So, here's to Mai Tais. 1087 01:01:11,916 --> 01:01:13,583 ‐ So, this is your life? 1088 01:01:13,583 --> 01:01:14,583 ‐ Not bad, huh? 1089 01:01:14,583 --> 01:01:16,000 Beautiful wife, 1090 01:01:16,791 --> 01:01:18,041 beautiful kids. 1091 01:01:20,625 --> 01:01:22,500 Little Joey is watering dog shit. 1092 01:01:23,458 --> 01:01:24,458 It's weird. 1093 01:01:25,708 --> 01:01:28,333 But... it's beautiful. 1094 01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:30,916 ‐ What happened to marriage being a "bottomless pit of sorrow"? 1095 01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:32,833 ‐ Things change, you know. 1096 01:01:34,791 --> 01:01:36,583 Priorities change. 1097 01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:42,791 Okay, so what are you doing here? 1098 01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:45,166 Just get on with it. You're freaking my wife out. 1099 01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:49,208 ‐ I don't know, I‐‐ 1100 01:01:50,166 --> 01:01:52,291 I hadn't seen you in a while. ‐ Yeah, no shit. 1101 01:01:52,291 --> 01:01:54,833 I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you. 1102 01:01:54,833 --> 01:01:57,791 Nurses wouldn't let me sleep. They were afraid I'd go into a coma. 1103 01:01:58,208 --> 01:02:00,541 ‐ Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU. 1104 01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:04,375 ‐ I had a lot of anger towards you, man. 1105 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,125 I mean, 1106 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,416 I'm not going to see my kids grow up, 1107 01:02:11,791 --> 01:02:13,958 never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle. 1108 01:02:20,041 --> 01:02:21,958 I guess I had my head up my own ass. 1109 01:02:21,958 --> 01:02:23,333 I mean, I didn't really 1110 01:02:24,125 --> 01:02:26,708 comprehend what I was putting you through. 1111 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:32,083 That little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though. 1112 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:39,666 This was always a good day here. 1113 01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:41,625 You know. 1114 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:45,041 My wife in the prime of her womanhood. 1115 01:02:46,833 --> 01:02:48,875 Little Joey tending his dog shit. 1116 01:02:50,125 --> 01:02:52,875 Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon 1117 01:02:52,875 --> 01:02:54,458 where we're all animals. 1118 01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:57,375 I'm a cuddly grizzly bear. 1119 01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:00,125 I mean, it doesn't get any better than that. 1120 01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:06,500 You gotta find your Irvine. 1121 01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:10,875 ‐ I don't have an Irvine. 1122 01:03:11,791 --> 01:03:13,208 ‐ We all have an Irvine. 1123 01:03:16,458 --> 01:03:18,458 Hey, who was that loony bitch that blindsided me 1124 01:03:18,458 --> 01:03:20,625 with the cop car, anyway? ‐ Don't call her that. 1125 01:03:22,791 --> 01:03:24,416 ‐ You took her to the cave, didn't you? 1126 01:03:24,416 --> 01:03:26,541 Did you learn nothing from all this? 1127 01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:27,833 ‐ She followed me in. 1128 01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:33,375 ‐ Well, at least you have each other. 1129 01:03:35,833 --> 01:03:38,083 Nothing worse than going through this shit alone. 1130 01:03:46,583 --> 01:03:48,083 Okay, I think it's time for you to go. 1131 01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:51,875 ‐ Can I stay for dinner? ‐ No, man, look, I‐‐ 1132 01:03:52,625 --> 01:03:55,666 I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore. 1133 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,500 It's not you, it's me. 1134 01:04:03,791 --> 01:04:06,166 ‐ Could you kill me one more time? 1135 01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:09,916 You could still 1136 01:04:10,541 --> 01:04:11,708 beat the traffic? 1137 01:04:14,791 --> 01:04:16,666 ‐ All right. Side yard. 1138 01:04:21,541 --> 01:04:23,000 I hope you find it, man. 1139 01:04:23,666 --> 01:04:24,666 ‐ Yeah. 1140 01:04:35,166 --> 01:04:36,958 I'm getting out of this day. 1141 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,000 ‐ Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 1142 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,083 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah‐‐ 1143 01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:45,833 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 1144 01:04:46,458 --> 01:04:47,541 ‐ Hey. ‐ Shut up. 1145 01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:48,708 That was awful and crazy 1146 01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:50,083 and it should never have happened, 1147 01:04:50,750 --> 01:04:53,583 and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing 1148 01:04:53,583 --> 01:04:55,125 that is coming toward us 1149 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,375 because we are very shitty people. 1150 01:04:57,041 --> 01:05:00,041 But... I am done being shitty. 1151 01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:08,208 ‐ Fuck. 1152 01:05:10,416 --> 01:05:13,708 Wh‐‐ What did we do? That was‐‐ that was so stupid 1153 01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:15,208 I'm a cheating piece of shit. 1154 01:05:15,208 --> 01:05:17,333 ‐ Yeah, okay, great, I don't know. I'm like my dad! 1155 01:06:08,958 --> 01:06:11,250 ‐ There's only one possible future given the laws of our‐‐ 1156 01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:13,208 ‐ Yeah, but it would allow an observer access 1157 01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:16,625 to the indeterministic universe on the other side of the Cauchy horizon. 1158 01:06:17,375 --> 01:06:19,666 ‐ Okay. Sounds like you don't need my help. 1159 01:06:24,083 --> 01:06:26,166 ‐ You'll be okay. You'll do just fine. 1160 01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:47,458 Wake up. 1161 01:06:55,333 --> 01:06:56,458 ‐ Hey. 1162 01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:01,541 You're here? ‐ Yep. 1163 01:07:03,041 --> 01:07:04,041 ‐ Well, 1164 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:07,291 it's good to see you. 1165 01:07:07,291 --> 01:07:08,750 You look, you look great. 1166 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:10,750 ‐ Yeah, well, I can't age. 1167 01:07:12,916 --> 01:07:14,041 ‐ Right. 1168 01:07:14,041 --> 01:07:15,125 Let me in, Sarah. 1169 01:07:15,125 --> 01:07:17,791 You can't lock me out of my own room. 1170 01:07:17,791 --> 01:07:18,791 Nyles! 1171 01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:20,583 Ugh! 1172 01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:22,708 ‐ So, how have you been? 1173 01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:24,375 ‐ Ugh, so bad. 1174 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,208 I mean, 1175 01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:30,291 No, yeah, really, really bad. 1176 01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:32,458 Look, can I just say something? 1177 01:07:33,625 --> 01:07:34,875 I'm so sorry, 1178 01:07:35,291 --> 01:07:38,291 for lying, for not telling you about our past. 1179 01:07:38,291 --> 01:07:40,541 And I don't blame you for being mad at me 1180 01:07:40,541 --> 01:07:43,000 and staying away for so long. 1181 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,250 But I've been thinking about it a lot, 1182 01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:48,291 and I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going 1183 01:07:48,291 --> 01:07:50,125 before I screwed it up, you know. 1184 01:07:51,250 --> 01:07:55,166 So, do you think there's any way we could just start over? 1185 01:07:57,458 --> 01:07:58,458 ‐ Thank you. 1186 01:08:00,791 --> 01:08:01,791 Are you done? 1187 01:08:02,166 --> 01:08:03,916 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Cool. 1188 01:08:05,208 --> 01:08:06,208 So, 1189 01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:09,000 I think I found a way out. 1190 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,291 ‐ Huh? 1191 01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:13,583 ‐ We are trapped in a box of energy. 1192 01:08:13,583 --> 01:08:16,000 We get out of it by escaping the box 1193 01:08:17,291 --> 01:08:18,791 in the 3.2 seconds it takes 1194 01:08:18,791 --> 01:08:20,666 to travel through the loop itself. 1195 01:08:21,958 --> 01:08:25,250 ‐ And by "escaping the box," you mean‐‐ 1196 01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:27,791 ‐ We blow up ourselves and the cave during that window. 1197 01:08:27,791 --> 01:08:29,958 And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment, 1198 01:08:29,958 --> 01:08:32,041 it will propel us 1199 01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:33,333 out. 1200 01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:36,000 ‐ To where? 1201 01:08:36,458 --> 01:08:37,375 ‐ I don't know. 1202 01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:38,750 We could wake up, and it's today, 1203 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,666 we could wake up, and it's 20 years from now, 1204 01:08:40,666 --> 01:08:42,750 or, you know, we could be dead 1205 01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:44,041 under a pile of rocks. 1206 01:08:44,541 --> 01:08:46,166 There's really no way to be sure, 1207 01:08:46,166 --> 01:08:48,083 that's why it's a theory. 1208 01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:50,375 But we have to try. 1209 01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:52,750 ‐ Yeah, I guess. 1210 01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:55,250 Do we, though? I mean, 1211 01:08:55,750 --> 01:08:58,166 I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again. 1212 01:08:58,166 --> 01:08:59,375 Remember the whole karma thing? 1213 01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:01,041 ‐ This is different. 1214 01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:03,125 I tested it. 1215 01:09:03,125 --> 01:09:04,791 ‐ Tested it? How? 1216 01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:07,708 ‐ Spuds' goat. I sent her into the cave 1217 01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:09,000 and I, I blew her up. 1218 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,541 I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore. 1219 01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:12,791 Can you zip me up? ‐ Wait. 1220 01:09:12,791 --> 01:09:14,375 The goat is gone? 1221 01:09:14,375 --> 01:09:15,375 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 1222 01:09:15,958 --> 01:09:17,625 That's crazy, right? 1223 01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:19,916 So, I think that we just get through the rest of today, 1224 01:09:19,916 --> 01:09:21,833 we don't do anything too nuts, and then tonight, 1225 01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:23,791 we peace the fuck out of this shithole. 1226 01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:25,750 ‐ Well‐‐ 1227 01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:30,416 I mean, you sure you don't wanna run some more tests or something? 1228 01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:32,083 ‐ What? No. What are you talking about? 1229 01:09:32,083 --> 01:09:33,458 ‐ Well, it's just the cave's not going anywhere. 1230 01:09:33,458 --> 01:09:34,958 What's the big rush, you know, 1231 01:09:34,958 --> 01:09:37,083 in case something actually does happen? 1232 01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:40,666 ‐ Holy shit. 1233 01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:42,916 Are you scared to leave? 1234 01:09:42,916 --> 01:09:44,583 ‐ What? No. 1235 01:09:45,541 --> 01:09:46,666 Not at all. 1236 01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:49,750 I just don't want to leave. 1237 01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:51,750 There's a difference. ‐ Oh yeah? What's the difference? 1238 01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:54,000 ‐ I wanna stay with you. 1239 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,041 Look, I love you, okay. 1240 01:09:57,041 --> 01:09:58,125 How about that? 1241 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:01,500 ‐ What? 1242 01:10:02,208 --> 01:10:03,208 ‐ I love you. 1243 01:10:05,916 --> 01:10:07,291 ‐ You‐‐ 1244 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:10,083 How can you even know that? 1245 01:10:10,375 --> 01:10:13,250 I'm literally the only other human being stuck in here with you. 1246 01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:14,791 ‐ No. What about Roy? I don't love him. 1247 01:10:14,791 --> 01:10:16,083 ‐ Oh my God. Nyles. 1248 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,166 I‐‐ So you, you're, 1249 01:10:19,208 --> 01:10:21,208 you are saying that out there, in the real world, 1250 01:10:21,208 --> 01:10:23,166 with millions of other people to choose from, 1251 01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:25,208 you would still choose me? ‐ Yeah. 1252 01:10:25,208 --> 01:10:28,166 But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know. 1253 01:10:28,166 --> 01:10:29,625 It's a world with death and poverty, 1254 01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:31,791 debilitating emotional distress. 1255 01:10:31,791 --> 01:10:34,333 At least in here, we get to be together. 1256 01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:35,583 ‐ You have lost your mind. 1257 01:10:36,916 --> 01:10:40,166 ‐ Is that so bad? That's what love is all about! 1258 01:10:40,166 --> 01:10:41,458 Don't be so afraid of it. 1259 01:10:41,458 --> 01:10:43,208 ‐ This isn't real, Nyles. 1260 01:10:43,208 --> 01:10:45,958 Everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless. 1261 01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:47,041 ‐ So what? 1262 01:10:47,666 --> 01:10:49,833 I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there. 1263 01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:55,541 Look, I know about you and Abe, okay. 1264 01:10:55,541 --> 01:10:56,916 And if your plan works, 1265 01:10:56,916 --> 01:10:59,041 that's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with. 1266 01:10:59,833 --> 01:11:01,250 ‐ How do you know about that? 1267 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,041 ‐ 1268 01:11:03,625 --> 01:11:05,041 Orchid Explosion 1269 01:11:06,125 --> 01:11:07,125 by Fournier. 1270 01:11:07,125 --> 01:11:08,750 But it doesn't matter! 1271 01:11:08,750 --> 01:11:11,500 I don't care about that stuff. That's like my whole thing. 1272 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:15,500 ‐ I can't keep waking up in there. 1273 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:16,833 ‐ Just ignore it. 1274 01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:18,750 ‐ I need my life back. 1275 01:11:20,958 --> 01:11:22,250 And I am asking you 1276 01:11:23,333 --> 01:11:25,291 if you want to leave this place 1277 01:11:26,125 --> 01:11:27,625 and come with me. 1278 01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:29,125 ‐ And I'm saying no. 1279 01:11:30,041 --> 01:11:32,291 But I'm also asking you to stay. 1280 01:11:46,791 --> 01:11:48,083 ‐ Goodbye, Nyles. 1281 01:11:48,083 --> 01:11:49,458 ‐ What? 1282 01:11:49,458 --> 01:11:50,708 Sarah. 1283 01:11:58,041 --> 01:11:59,625 ‐ Nyles, what the fuck was that? 1284 01:12:02,625 --> 01:12:03,791 ‐ We should break up. 1285 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,583 ‐ What? ‐ You don't like me. 1286 01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:07,666 ‐ I don't like you, 1287 01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:09,875 but I don't think we should break up. 1288 01:12:10,416 --> 01:12:12,500 ‐ What? ‐ People don't break up with me. 1289 01:12:13,125 --> 01:12:14,875 This is so fucked up. 1290 01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:16,833 ‐ Okay. ‐ I'm breaking up with you. 1291 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,291 I had the idea first. 1292 01:12:38,625 --> 01:12:40,541 ‐ Thank you. You have beautiful skin. 1293 01:12:40,916 --> 01:12:43,083 I love your haircut. ‐ Me too. 1294 01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:45,291 Without further ado, let me bring up 1295 01:12:45,291 --> 01:12:47,166 the actual maid of honor, 1296 01:12:47,166 --> 01:12:49,041 the big sister of the bride, Sarah. 1297 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,416 Good luck, girl. 1298 01:12:52,416 --> 01:12:53,708 Thank you, Misty. 1299 01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:56,250 Um, when I was 12, 1300 01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:58,875 I had just started at this new school 1301 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:01,333 and I was truly terrified of the world, 1302 01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:06,000 and, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares. 1303 01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:09,458 And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep. 1304 01:13:10,041 --> 01:13:12,083 And I find Tala 1305 01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:14,208 asleep next to me, 1306 01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:15,666 holding me. 1307 01:13:17,375 --> 01:13:18,958 She'd heard me crying in my sleep, 1308 01:13:18,958 --> 01:13:23,416 and... she... crawled into my bed to snuggle me 1309 01:13:24,041 --> 01:13:25,291 because she thought that might help. 1310 01:13:25,291 --> 01:13:28,291 And she was, like, five years old. 1311 01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:31,541 And I never had another nightmare. 1312 01:13:33,708 --> 01:13:35,875 Uh, you have this 1313 01:13:37,208 --> 01:13:39,708 selflessness and this hopefulness 1314 01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:42,291 that's really... special. 1315 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:46,708 It's really rare. 1316 01:13:51,791 --> 01:13:54,208 Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters, 1317 01:13:55,916 --> 01:13:58,083 but I will today and forever, 1318 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,083 and ever and ever, 1319 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:03,416 be learning from you. 1320 01:14:07,125 --> 01:14:08,125 Um‐‐ 1321 01:14:10,416 --> 01:14:13,375 And now, Abe, 1322 01:14:18,708 --> 01:14:21,375 don't fuck this up. 1323 01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:27,583 ‐ I won't. 1324 01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:32,708 ‐ Good. 1325 01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:42,583 ‐ You smell so good. 1326 01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:47,375 I love you. 1327 01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:48,708 ‐ I love you, too. 1328 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:56,083 So, hopefully you get this and sorry about that, again. 1329 01:14:57,083 --> 01:15:00,125 And, uh, I hope to see you soon. 1330 01:15:01,041 --> 01:15:02,041 Okay. 1331 01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:06,458 ‐ That was a lovely speech, dear. 1332 01:15:06,458 --> 01:15:08,541 ‐ Thank you, Nana. Thanks. 1333 01:15:08,541 --> 01:15:12,375 ‐ You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too. 1334 01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:17,041 ‐ Yeah. 1335 01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:22,375 ‐ Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon. 1336 01:15:23,750 --> 01:15:24,916 Good luck. 1337 01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:38,083 ‐ You okay, sweetheart? 1338 01:15:39,875 --> 01:15:42,083 ‐ I've felt everything I'll ever feel, 1339 01:15:43,791 --> 01:15:46,291 so I'll never feel ever again. 1340 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:49,583 ‐ What're you pouring this kid, Ted? 1341 01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:50,958 ‐ That's his first drink. 1342 01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:52,333 ‐ I thought I knew how to live. 1343 01:15:55,666 --> 01:15:56,666 I didn't. 1344 01:15:57,541 --> 01:15:58,916 Or I don't? 1345 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:02,416 ‐ Honey, take a look around. 1346 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:05,291 Whatever you're after, it ain't here. 1347 01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:24,291 Oh my God. 1348 01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:25,875 I'm an idiot. 1349 01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:28,625 ‐ You sure he didn't take anything? 1350 01:16:28,625 --> 01:16:29,708 ‐ Kid's just moping there. 1351 01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:35,041 ‐ I'm a fucking adult, Ted with the pickup truck. 1352 01:16:35,041 --> 01:16:36,666 ‐ You talk to me like that, 1353 01:16:36,666 --> 01:16:38,708 you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar. 1354 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,375 ‐ Thanks, Ted, 1355 01:17:06,375 --> 01:17:07,875 No. No! 1356 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:10,541 Ohh! 1357 01:17:10,541 --> 01:17:11,958 Damn it! 1358 01:17:16,625 --> 01:17:17,958 Spud! Don't shoot, don't shoot! 1359 01:17:17,958 --> 01:17:19,916 Please, I‐‐ I need help. 1360 01:17:19,916 --> 01:17:21,291 A ride, anything. 1361 01:17:21,291 --> 01:17:22,333 ‐ Who the fuck are you? 1362 01:17:23,291 --> 01:17:26,166 ‐ Thirty years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes 1363 01:17:26,166 --> 01:17:27,625 at a bar in Aberdeen. 1364 01:17:27,625 --> 01:17:30,250 She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town. 1365 01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:31,416 You never saw her again. 1366 01:17:32,333 --> 01:17:33,333 Spuds, 1367 01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:35,833 I'm your son. 1368 01:17:38,833 --> 01:17:40,208 ‐ I always had a feeling. 1369 01:17:51,541 --> 01:17:52,916 Sarah! 1370 01:17:52,916 --> 01:17:54,083 Sarah, wait! 1371 01:17:54,666 --> 01:17:55,666 Wait! 1372 01:17:57,416 --> 01:17:59,250 I get it now. You were right. 1373 01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:00,416 I was scared, 1374 01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:02,875 but I'm not anymore! 1375 01:18:03,250 --> 01:18:04,375 Look, Sarah, 1376 01:18:04,791 --> 01:18:06,541 from the first time that I saw you‐‐ 1377 01:18:06,541 --> 01:18:08,041 ‐ No, stop. Stop it. 1378 01:18:08,041 --> 01:18:10,708 Nyles, I don't, I don't want another one of your speeches, 1379 01:18:11,416 --> 01:18:12,416 all right. 1380 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:21,958 You get one more sentence. 1381 01:18:21,958 --> 01:18:22,958 ‐ Okay. 1382 01:18:23,541 --> 01:18:24,541 Okay. 1383 01:18:25,166 --> 01:18:27,083 Even though I pretend not to be, 1384 01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:30,291 I've realized that I'm completely co‐dependent, 1385 01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:32,083 but I'm cool with it 1386 01:18:32,083 --> 01:18:35,333 because I think that life should be shared now, 1387 01:18:35,791 --> 01:18:38,666 and I need you to survive. 1388 01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:40,708 ‐ Okay. 1389 01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:43,916 That's your one sentence. ‐ I need you to survive, comma, 1390 01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:46,333 but it's so much more than that... 1391 01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:48,083 uh, colon. 1392 01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:52,000 I know you better than anyone knows you. 1393 01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:55,583 And remember that night we saw the dinosaurs, 1394 01:18:55,583 --> 01:18:57,458 you said it yourself, in order to really know a person 1395 01:18:57,458 --> 01:18:59,583 you have to see the entire package, the good and the bad, 1396 01:18:59,583 --> 01:19:02,125 and I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah. 1397 01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:04,333 Ampersand. 1398 01:19:05,375 --> 01:19:07,333 You're my favorite person that I've ever met, 1399 01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:11,041 and, yes, I know that it's crazy odds 1400 01:19:11,041 --> 01:19:13,375 that the person I like the most in my entire life 1401 01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:15,166 would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop, 1402 01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:16,416 but you know what else has crazy odds? 1403 01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:18,083 Getting stuck in a time loop. 1404 01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:20,375 Dot, dot, dot‐‐ 1405 01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:21,833 ‐ Ellipses. ‐ Ellipses, thank you. 1406 01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:22,875 ‐ It's called an ellipses. 1407 01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:24,500 ‐ Ellipses, look, 1408 01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:28,708 I hope that blowing ourselves up works, 1409 01:19:28,708 --> 01:19:31,333 but it's really irrelevant to me 1410 01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:32,666 as long as I'm with you. 1411 01:19:33,375 --> 01:19:35,291 And if it kills us, well then 1412 01:19:38,416 --> 01:19:40,083 I'd rather die with you 1413 01:19:40,708 --> 01:19:42,291 than live in this world without you, 1414 01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:45,166 emphatic period. 1415 01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:52,666 ‐ That was a grammatical nightmare. 1416 01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:55,625 ‐ Yeah, I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much. 1417 01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:58,041 ‐ I mean, an emphatic period is just a‐‐ it's just an exclamation point. 1418 01:19:58,041 --> 01:19:59,208 ‐ I didn't want to seem desperate. 1419 01:20:03,916 --> 01:20:05,541 ‐ What if we get sick of each other? 1420 01:20:07,083 --> 01:20:09,041 ‐ We're already sick of each other. 1421 01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:11,708 It's the best. 1422 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:19,041 ‐ I can survive just fine without you, you know. 1423 01:20:22,375 --> 01:20:23,375 But there‐‐ there's 1424 01:20:24,125 --> 01:20:27,291 a chance that this life can be a little less mundane 1425 01:20:28,541 --> 01:20:29,541 with you in it. 1426 01:20:30,375 --> 01:20:31,375 ‐ Yeah. 1427 01:20:31,833 --> 01:20:32,916 Less mundane. 1428 01:20:33,666 --> 01:20:36,041 That's a super low bar. That's a great place to start. 1429 01:20:40,416 --> 01:20:41,416 ‐ Okay. 1430 01:20:42,583 --> 01:20:43,583 ‐ Okay. 1431 01:20:45,750 --> 01:20:49,000 ‐ Come on. Let's see if we blow up and die. 1432 01:20:50,041 --> 01:20:51,083 ‐ Okay. 1433 01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:56,041 So, 1434 01:20:57,083 --> 01:21:00,291 was the whole goat disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit? 1435 01:21:00,291 --> 01:21:01,791 ‐ It's too late, you've already committed. 1436 01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:02,875 ‐ Damn it! 1437 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:07,083 Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure works? 1438 01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:10,791 ‐ Your mom's house. ‐ Okay. This was a mistake. 1439 01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:12,791 ‐ Your mom's a mistake. ‐ All right. 1440 01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:21,083 ‐ In case I don't see you again, 1441 01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:24,375 I love you, too. 1442 01:22:23,458 --> 01:22:24,666 ‐ So, now what do we do? 1443 01:22:27,916 --> 01:22:30,500 ‐ Well, I should probably go pick up my dog. 1444 01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:36,750 ‐ You have a dog? 1445 01:22:37,250 --> 01:22:38,708 ‐ Yeah. Fred. 1446 01:22:40,708 --> 01:22:42,791 ‐ You have a dog named Fred? ‐ I do. 1447 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:44,875 ‐ You've never mentioned this. 1448 01:22:44,875 --> 01:22:46,041 ‐ Never came up. 1449 01:22:46,541 --> 01:22:48,500 ‐ Where is he? ‐ With a neighbor. 1450 01:22:49,625 --> 01:22:50,833 ‐ What kind of dog is he? 1451 01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:52,375 ‐ He's one of them shaggy dogs. 1452 01:22:52,375 --> 01:22:54,666 ‐ "He's one of them shaggy dogs." 1453 01:22:54,666 --> 01:22:57,000 ‐ Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool? 1454 01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:04,208 ‐ I guess they come back November 10th. 1455 01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:03,333 ‐ Hey, shit bird. 1456 01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:04,750 I got the message from your girlfriend last night. 1457 01:24:04,750 --> 01:24:06,750 That is a pretty crazy theory. 1458 01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:08,500 You really think it could work? 1459 01:24:10,791 --> 01:24:13,250 ‐ I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1460 01:24:18,208 --> 01:24:19,916 I'm Nyles. 1461 01:24:23,416 --> 01:24:24,416 ‐ Hi. 1462 01:24:24,958 --> 01:24:25,958 ‐ Hi. 1463 01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:31,416 ‐ No way. 1464 01:24:33,208 --> 01:24:34,250 Wow! 1465 01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:38,708 ‐ Daisy, I'd like... lots of alcohol please. 1466 01:24:39,416 --> 01:24:41,125 ‐ Nice to meet you. ‐ Yeah.